<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014751.html">A Wednesday for Breakfast, a One-Liner for Lunch, and a Sensible Dinner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 77260 -->Dancer girl: I dunno, I mean, like, I wish they made a size like, triple zero, so I would have something to look forward to, y'know?<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76818 -->Man: Yeah, that's how you gain weight: a backed-up colon. I cleaned mine out this weekend.<br/><br/>--B54 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alma Molato<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80644 -->Old woman, very loudly, in the middle of the movie: Boy, is she skinny!<br/><br/>--Movie theater, 86th Street b/w 2nd &amp; 3rd<br/><br/>Overheard by: The New York Crank<br/><br/><!-- ID = 82874 -->Girl on cell: If bitch can't afford to buy her own groceries, she can just get skinny!<br/><br/>--Green Village Used Clothing, Bushwick<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89337 -->Anorexic fashionista: Any self-respecting anorexic knows that!<br/><br/>--Lincoln Center, 62nd &amp; 9th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86324 -->Man on cell: You went to a party last night? Well, that means you have to do three hours tomorrow. And I want you to drink lots of water, but none of that crystal light crap. That is seven calories that you do not need.<br/><br/>--Blockbuster, Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008