<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014752.html">Wednesday One-Liners Will Kick Your Ass at Beer Pong</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 78395 -->Frat boy on cell: Next time this happens, just grab him by the penis and drag him into bed.<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80615 -->Frat boy: I mean, STDs are nothing to worry about. There are more Pokemon than there are STDs!<br/><br/>--Bryant Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pikachu<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87116 -->Enthusiastic frat boy: Sure, sure, but back in history when there were no diseases...<br/><br/>--57th Street &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rose Fox<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89594 -->Frat boy on cell: If I were him, I'd tell her to get her boobs put in too, as long as she's already under.<br/><br/>--Mercer &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85464 -->Incensed frat-type dude on cell: Dude! I didn't fingerbang your sister in Tijuana! I'm not a snake like that. I fingerbanged her in Cancun, so it was on American soil... And you were in the next bed. Tell me you don't remember any of this?!<br/><br/>--NR Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008