<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014753.html">Wednesday One-Liners With Leather Patches on Their Elbows</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88296 -->Professor, matter of factly: In next week's film you will see a cock. And it will ejaculate. I hope that's okay with you all.<br/><br/>--Cantor Film Center, NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86612 -->Professor: I guess I can't trust you guys to write papers on something scandalous. Good thing I brought a pornographic film for later.<br/><br/>--Manhattan Campus, Pratt Institute<br/><br/>Overheard by: Norma Desmond<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87398 -->Contracts professor: So do you think Paris Hilton is a sucker?<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Law School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89063 -->Professor to class, as he writes on board: ...Moro Islamic Liberation Front, known for its acronym. [A few students get it and laugh.]<br/><br/>--Fordham University, Rose Hill<br/><br/>Overheard by: Krisztina one of the first to laugh<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89310 -->Professor: On this index card I'd like you all to write your name and major, as well as your career fantasies. I say career fantasies because when you graduate I'll see you paying off your loans working at the kwik-e-mart.<br/><br/>--St. John's University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Erum<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89430 -->Korean professor: Here's how you calculate the intercept shit...<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90032 -->English professor: You will find that English critical theory is the key to understanding not only literary perspectives, but also everything on YouTube.<br/><br/>--Fordham University<br/><br/>Overheard by: sromeo<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 21, 2008