<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014801.html">Benetton's Next Ad Campaign Is Gonna Be Edgy</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 86561 -->White chick, examining bacteria plate: Aww, my bacteria are so cute. I have like pink ones!<br/>Blondie: Lemme see. Ewwww... Is that what you colonized from your hand?<br/>White chick: Yeah...?<br/>Blondie: Ewww, you're dirty, don't touch me.<br/>White chick: Fuck you, I go on the subway all the time.<br/>Asian chick: Me too. Hey, I have some white colonies on my finger culture... Maybe I have some white in me after all.<br/>White chick: And I have some yellow colonies! Together, we are a perfect rainbow of transcultural germs.<br/>Asian chick: Awesome.<br/><br/>--Barnard Biology Lab<br/><br/>Overheard by: Vicksburg<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 25, 2008