<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014847.html">And That's Why He's Homeless</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 85427 -->Bum: Give me a dollar!<br/>Guy: I'll give you two dollars!<br/>Bum: Give me a dollar.<br/>Guy: I'll give you two dollars!<br/>Bum: You'll give me two dollars?<br/>Guy: On Friday.<br/>Bum: No. Give me a dollar.<br/>Guy: Hey, I'll give you five dollars on Friday if you give me a dollar right now.<br/>Bum: You want me to give you money?<br/>Guy: A dollar. Right now. For five on Friday.<br/>[Bum walks away.]<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Andy<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, May 29, 2008