<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014957.html">He'd Been Wearing His Fat-Invisibility Cloak at the Bar</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 91803 -->[Guy walks by and elbows girl in head.]<br/>Girl: Ow!<br/>[A drunk girl is passing by.]<br/>Drunk girl: I'm sorry!<br/>Girl: No, some guy just elbowed me in the head.<br/>Drunk girl: Don't worry about it. One time I met this guy here and went home with him, but it turned out he lived in Brooklyn. And he was fat.<br/><br/>--Bar, 14th & Ave A<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 7, 2008