<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015080.html">I'll Have My Secretary Do It</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 76867 -->30-something guy to group: So yeah, I mean my ex-wife found out I bought a new car, a Benz, and that my new girlfriend was driving around in it. So she got all pissy and told me to buy her a car. So I bought her the shittiest Toyota I could find at the used car lot. No joke, this thing is a death trap. I hope she burns alive in it.<br/>Friend: Um, don't you have kids?<br/>30-something guy: Yeah, so?<br/>Friend: Doesn't your ex-wife drive the kids?<br/>30-something guy: Oh fuck me, now I have to tell her that I tried to kill her.<br/><br/>--Metro North Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Just Trying to Sleep...<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 17, 2008