<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015094.html">Wednesday One-Liners Take a Stab at It</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 77332 -->Girl on cell: Yeah, so he was kicked out of college. It's kind of a long story. He like, pulled a knife on George Lucas.<br/><br/>--Barnard College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 72801 -->Curly-haired chick: If we go, like, cowboy/Indian, you're supposed to be giving me smallpox blankets and liquor, and I'm supposed to hold a knife to your scalp. Hmmm.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85115 -->Girl (yelling at other girl): Just because he cuts himself doesn't mean he's emo!<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Tech HS<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89137 -->16-year-old to another: If Dane Cook was here, he would stab you in the chest.<br/><br/>--The Beacon School<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92895 -->Gay man to female friend: I'm gonna cut out your G-spot with a butter knife and stick it to the wall.<br/><br/>--Dojo Resaurant<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89788 -->Tall, muscular, handsome guy on cell: My night turned out pretty crazy... Why? Because this chick drew a knife on me in the restaurant before we even finished the appetizers... And I blame you for that.<br/><br/>--Grand Army Plaza<br/><br/>Overheard by: wishes she would have been there...<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 18, 2008