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<!-- ID = 83729 -->Drunken friend #1: That guy at the bar was hot. You totally should've taken him home.<br/>Drunken friend #2: Why me? Let her (points to drunken friend #3) take him home.<br/>Drunken friend #3 (trying to be discreet): Ummmm excuse me? I don't need a man. I have d-i-c-k at home.<br/>Drunken friend #2: Uhh, the rest of the train can figure out what you just spelled.<br/><br/>--Crowded 6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: ear hustler<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 30, 2008