<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015264.html">Soylent Green Is <i>Wednesday One-Liners</i>!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 74690 -->Girl on cell: So I told her I didn't think George Washington was a cannibal.<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Marina Tricorico<br/><br/><!-- ID = 76690 -->Asian girl to friend: You know, if he really likes you, he'd eat you.<br/><br/>--Coles Sports Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alice Huang<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83909 -->Hysterical woman screaming at cops: She bit me! I did not touch her!<br/><br/>--84th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: rachel<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90957 -->Dude: Remember that crazy condo lady? She totally ate my ass on the first date.<br/><br/>--Chelsea<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94076 -->20-something guy on cell: have you ever tasted pee before?! Word?!<br/><br/><br/>--Spring &amp; W Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94018 -->Three-year-old girl: Daddy, I'm eating your eyeballs!<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jon A.<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2008