<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015265.html">Don't Read Too Much Into Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87038 -->Teenager: Dude, my sister is always stealing her friends' books, but like, sometimes no one has the book she wants, how much easier would it be if there was like, a Blockbuster, but for books.<br/><br/>--Blockbuster<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87684 -->Girlfriend to boyfriend: Did you bring something to read on the train? I'm trying to decide if I want to talk to you, sleep, or read my book.<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Green Cat<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92251 -->Teenage girl: I need <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>. But do you have any with, like, the English on one side and Shakespeare on the other?<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble, Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94280 -->Spoiled colleg girl to friend: My mom really wants me to get a nice big tote because she's really worried about how I'm going to carry all my books. But I'm, like, worried if I'm even going to read my books.<br/><br/>--Outside Bloomingdale's Dressing Room<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94554 -->Chick: So they called him up on stage, and they were like: &quot;We want to bestow this honor upon you.&quot; And he was like: &quot;It is indeed an honor, an honor indeed.&quot; And I'm all like: &quot;Come on, like, I mean, seriously, like, who talks like that? Can't you take it down a notch! Don't you read <i>US Weekly</i> or anything?<br/><br/>--Starbucks, Woolworth Building<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91549 -->NYU girl to male friend: There's almost something poetic about it, you know? Like, the 20-year-old Catholic virgin from Connecticut losing it to the older Ecuadorian lothario? Hell, I should just write a book about my life.<br/><br/>--NYU Dining Hall<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2008