<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015266.html">Wednesday One-Liners Don't Grow on Trees</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 86575 -->Crazy guy: Look at you people. All y'all paying eighteen, nineteen hundred dollars rent. I pay two dollars rent! And I get a free transfer!<br/><br/>--Uptown A Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Heather<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89363 -->Smoking girl: I'm just not going to put all of this money and time into this degree and then take a job that pays less than $100,000 after I graduate. I mean, I'm just *not*.<br/><br/>--Outside Fayerweather Hall, Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89060 -->Bored street fundraiser for the homeless: Just one penny, people. Just one penny. Blah, blah, blah.<br/><br/>--Union Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Farley<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90087 -->Crazy guy: You motherfucking actors with all your fucking money and shit... I hate you... But boy did I want to be an actor when I was young.<br/><br/>--Outside NBC Studios, 49th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ross<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93748 -->Frustrated booth operator, yelling at an argumentative tourist: Lady, this subway hasn't used tokens in over seven years! And that ain't even a token... It's a one collar coin!<br/><br/>--Subway, Spring &amp; Lafayette<br/><br/>Overheard by: NYC Tourists Never Cease to Amaze Me<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94710 -->50-something ticket collector to high school girl: Don't worry, I didn't forget your change. (pause) I will never forget you. (walks away)<br/><br/>--Metro-North Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90922 -->Mother to young daughter running down the street: Get over here before I make change outta that five dollar ass!<br/><br/>--168 &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2008