<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015267.html">See Wednesday One-Liners Run. Run, Wednesday One-Liners, Run</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87715 -->Drunk man to friend carrying him: And she keeps making fun of my tiny dick, but then she keeps grabbing my ass. Can you explain that to me?<br/><br/>--5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: John-Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87745 -->Man to friend: Ya know I've touched both your dick and your brother's dick... and his is much bigger.<br/><br/>--44th St &amp; 9th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: bigstoopit<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90698 -->20-something guy: I've just decided I need to quit dicking around and buy some q-tips.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: drew<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92828 -->Guy, yelling: I did not put Peter's dick in my mouth. I didn't see it, I don't even know what it looks like! None of us even came and it's not important!<br/><br/>--Greenwich Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87378 -->Obviously straight guy: For a million dollars. I'd suck the Jolly Green Giant's dick, I don't care if it did break my jaw.<br/><br/>--MacDougal St<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2008