<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015268.html">Wednesday One-Liners Take the <i>Sex and the City</i> Tour</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 90766 -->Tourist to doorman, in thick German accent: Excuse me, can you point me to the nearest Hooters?<br/><br/>--53rd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: jillcorp<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91240 -->Tourist taking a picture of her uncooperative teenage daughter: Shut up and pose, or I'm going to pee right on this yard.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91370 -->Tourist about to take picture with lens cap on: Oh, shoot! Hold on, I have to take the lens cap off or else the picture is going to be really dark!<br/><br/>--Grand Central Terminal<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93504 -->Tourist girl: I don't get it, there's so many suits here, I thought Union Square would be full of hippies.<br/><br/>--City Hall Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91541 -->Tourist on cell: So far, I've experienced coldness and evil.<br/><br/>--57th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lag<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2008