<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015269.html">I Wanna Fuck You Like an Wednesday One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 92612 -->Ghetto chick to friend: Remember when you took that chinchilla from me, back in the day?<br/><br/>--Q Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Chloe<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91291 -->Grungy dude on cell: So I jumped on my horse and got the fuck outta there.<br/><br/>--14th &amp; 6th<br/><br/>Overheard by: bildita<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91306 -->Guy: ...and those Egyptians had crocodiles. Those crocodiles that shoot lasers out of their eyes.<br/><br/>--Metropolitian Musuem of Art<br/><br/>Overheard by: Bonkers in Yonkers<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94232 -->Hipster chick: Deer antlers. Everywhere I go, all I see are deer antlers. I'm getting sick of it.<br/><br/>--14th St &amp; 1st Av<br/><br/>Overheard by: Larry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94748 -->Thug: I'm like super pimp. I pimp men and women... And cats and dogs. Shit, I got the whole animal kingdom.<br/><br/>--10th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91262 -->Composed chick on cell: He's a giraffe, and I'm a leopard, and I'm never gonna be a giraffe. I've tried and tried, but my destiny is as a leopard, you see? I can fake being a giraffe for awhile, but eventually I'm gonna have to rip his throat out and feed on his entrails. It's in my nature. The only alternative is divorce.<br/><br/>--Billiard Hall, Elizabeth &amp; Bowery<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 2, 2008