<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015284.html">I Never Told You About the Jar on My Desk?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88392 -->Suit #1: Good thing my girlfriend had an abortion, or I'd have a 16-year-old kid right now.<br/>Suit #2: Yeah? I never heard this story.<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: wb<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: kasey</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Haven't You Ever Asked About My Framed Coathanger?" - <a href="http://ianferrel.wordpress.com" target="_blank">Ian</a><br/>&middot; "Jesus; Always the Son, Never the Father" - benny blanco<br/>&middot; "Lifetime Wasn't Interested" - Emily Leonard<br/>&middot; "Neither Did My Wife..." - <a href="http://www.reversd.com" target="_blank">phox</a><br/>&middot; "Once Upon a Vacuum..." - blistexaddict<br/>&middot; "Well Jimmy, When a Man and Woman Like Sex Without Commitments...." - mkp-hearts-nyc<br/>&middot; "Your Wife Was Pretty Insistent I Never Tell You" - Greg Costello<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jun 30, 2008