<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015306.html">The Side Of Jared Subway Doesn't Want You to See</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 79744 -->Guy #1: Yo, man. I lost seven pounds. Can you believe it?<br/>Guy #2: Oh yeah? Really?<br/>Guy #1: Yeah, I got a fuckin' shoestring on my pants.<br/>Guy #2: Uh...<br/>Guy #1: I don't like this. I liked being fat.<br/><br/>--CVS, Allerton<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lee<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 5, 2008