<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015307.html">Then She Barks at Me and Pees on the Cardboard</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 80520 -->Very drunk, seemingly homeless man with cane (to entire car): Merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, everyone!<br/>(everyone in car stares)<br/>Drunk man: I'm not homeless, I'm just very drunk. I got a woman at home who ain't got no job and I keep telling her, bitch, get outta my house and get a job!<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Melissa Sills<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 5, 2008