<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015369.html">Why Oscar the Grouch Hired Bouncers</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 88667 -->Conductor: Yes, here's the bathroom. And if someone's in there (points to the garbage can in the wall) you can go right in there, I don't care.<br/>Guy standing near the garbage, to another passenger: Hey, hey! Not while I'm standing here.<br/><br/>--Train Departing from Penn Station<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Rachel</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "And the Waterfountain Is a Bidet on Really Busy Days" - bdayfox<br/>&middot; "I Guess It Really Is Better to Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On" - Mark<br/>&middot; "Let Me Lay Down and Get Comfortable First" - ddv<br/>&middot; "Please Stand Clear Of the Emptying Bowels" - <a href="http://svandab.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Mr. Hedge</a><br/>&middot; "So That's What They Mean by "Business" Class." - <a href="http://www.criticaloversight.com" target="_blank">Jessie Birks</a><br/>&middot; "Wait Till We Get to Newark, When I Can't Tell the Difference" - Barry P.<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 3, 2008