<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015370.html">From That Day on Conan the Vegitarian Was Never the Same.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89189 -->Guy: Hey, do they have vegan food here?<br/>Girl: No, you have to rip the meat apart with your bare hands and then fuck some bitches.<br/><br/>--NYU Dining Hall<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: Spazzy</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "After Dinner, We Invade the Roman Empire" - billsburg boy<br/>&middot; "And Then You Lose Your Veganity..." - <a href="http://www.sticktake.com" target="_blank">Stick</a><br/>&middot; "Most Aggressive Lunch Lady--Ever" - #5 in line<br/>&middot; "NYU Also Provides Us with Spears and Roofies." - presents<br/>&middot; "NYU's New Wildly Popular Caveman Dining Unit" - Naked Lunch<br/>&middot; "Unless You're Patrick Bateman and Want to Reverse Those" - KateNonymous<br/>&middot; "We're All Lesbian Cavegirls in College" - Dariclone<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 7, 2008