<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015433.html">What Day Do the Wednesday One-Liners Come Out?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 87821 -->Patron: Do these stairs go up?<br/><br/>--Metropolitan Museum of Art<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maura<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88712 -->Drunk White Sox fan to passerby: Hey, what time does Times Square close?<br/><br/>--Outside Yankee Stadium<br/><br/>Overheard by: giovanna<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90730 -->Dude at the next table: Is Long Island really an island?<br/><br/>--Peter Luger's, Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: Yes, he really just said that<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95133 -->(girl sees poster for <i>Army Wives</i> and turns to friend)<br/>Girl: I don't get that show. Are they married to army dudes or something?<br/><br/>--C Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91828 -->Southern lady: Empire State ReBuilding? Does that mean they're moving it?<br/><br/>--33rd &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Katie Mainc<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 16, 2008