<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015435.html">Wednesday One-Liners--No Apologies Necessary</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 83691 -->Suit on cell: I swear, I'm going to make her the sorriest crippled girl in New York.<br/><br/>--Avenue C<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86065 -->Hipster on iPhone: Hello? I'm sorry. I can't hear you--I have an iPhone.<br/><br/>--6th &amp; 27th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 91856 -->Hipster girl to out-of-town friend: Sorry about the smell, this area just recently gentrified.<br/><br/>--Orchard Street b/w Broome &amp; Grand<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92004 -->Loud, drunk, British girl to boyfriend: We don't know each other's minds -we can't read each other's minds! So when you do something I don't like and I tell you and then later you do something I don't like and I tell you again... Well that's two sorries in one day! And &quot;sorry&quot; is just a word, but you're learning about me! About my mind.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; Waverly<br/><br/>Overheard by: rpk<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88976 -->Woman on cell: Oh sorry, I have to go. Remember that woman that got pregnant by a bear? Yeah, I just ran into her.<br/><br/>--Astor Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92018 -->Dominican to friend: And just wait until I tell them all he's Dominican... he'll really be sorry then!<br/><br/>--5th Ave, near Empire State Building<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rich Mintz<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 16, 2008