<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015484.html">Hey, the One Thing Gays and Straights Agree on Is Julie Andrews</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 90502 -->Guy #1: So there I was, screwing my pillow in my sleep... Ya know, really bouncing the bed.<br/>Guy #2: So... What? She didn't like that?<br/>Guy #1: Well, ya know, she woke me up and asked if I was alright. Ya know. I mean I was laying there with a boner you could break rocks with and all confused. That's when I said "Where's Julie?"<br/>Guy #2: That's freakin' messed up, man!"<br/>Guy #1: Yeah. Crap... That being her sister's name and all.<br/>Guy #2: I'm going to laugh my ass off over this. Did you tell her it was Julie Andrews?<br/>Guy #1: Fuck! I didn't want her to think I was a pervert or something.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 20, 2008