<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015521.html">Wednesday One-Liners Haven't Met Most Of Their Friends</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 84028 -->Yuppie: I don't google enough.<br/><br/>--F Train, 7th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: imaginexrach<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86143 -->Girl on cell: Not being on Facebook is ruining my life!<br/><br/>--NYU Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Asian Kid<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87157 -->Assistant on phone, about her 17-year-old daughter's MySpace page: I find it interesting that she and her friend Shannon have the same friend listed. Some 32-year-old guy in California named Tom!<br/><br/>--Office on 42nd &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: herspace<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89922 -->Man: I'm going to go home and e-mail some shameless bitches.<br/><br/>--8th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94962 -->Grad student at computer, dolefully: Without right-click I just don't know what to do with the world.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 23, 2008