<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015523.html">Kathy Griffin Makes Fun Of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 92331 -->White queer to friend: So I was sitting there at the restaurant with my parents and looked to my left, and who was there? LL Cool J! Ooooh, girl, he is fine. I was all: &quot;Hey, LL, you can park your big Underground Railroad right in my behind!&quot;<br/><br/>--UES<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89327 -->Hipster: You can't really enjoy Evel Knievel in the traditional sense.<br/><br/>--St. Mark's Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94122 -->Nine-year old boy to another: Ooh, Indiana Jones! Look, Shia LaBeouf! I used to go out with him.<br/><br/>--St. Mark's Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: learned something new about Shia LeBeouf<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95474 -->Proud teen: I had my picture taken with Dennis Rodman's sister.<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; West Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96457 -->Worried hipster: And I think Judge Judy would just say that I don't have a leg to stand on.<br/><br/>--W 19th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95648 -->Bus driver: I know what it's like to miss a flight. You have to ride a Greyhound bus and sit next to a fat guy who eats Cheez-Its and talks about Scott Baio way too much.<br/><br/>--NYAS Shuttle, JFK<br/><br/>Overheard by: innocent bus rider<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 23, 2008