<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015546.html">And Is Lucky the Leprechaun a Prima Donna in Real Life?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 80038 -->(Irish service elevator operator is showing new guy the ropes, delivery Thug walks in)<br/>Operator, with Irish brogue: What's up?<br/>Thug: 11 C, man. (thug looks at the new guy)<br/>Thug: You new man? Yo, I gotta ask you a question, do you drink beer?<br/>New guy: Yup.<br/>Thug: You drink Guinness?<br/>New guy: Yeah, sometimes.<br/>Thug: Alright, I gotta know, is the Guinness here different from the Guinness back home?<br/>New guy: I am a Long Island Jew.<br/>Thug: Shit, for real? I thought everybody who worked here was from Ireland. <br/>(thug gets off the elevator to make delivery)<br/>Operator: You should've asked him if it's different buying food in a supermarket instead of having to chase and kill it with a spear.<br/><br/>--E 77th St<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 25, 2008