<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015549.html">The Creation of the Prostitution Merit Badge</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89846 -->(in front of national HQ of Girl Scouts of America)<br/>Construction worker #1: Do you see all the rich marble they used on this building?<br/>Construction worker #2: Yeah. They sure had to sell a lot of fuckin' cookies to afford it.<br/><br/>--37th St b/w 5th & 6th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: dodgerswill<br/><br/><span class="contestwinners">Headline by: C.J.</span><br/><br/><span class="runnersup">Runners-Up:<br/>&middot; "Actually, the United States Thin Mint Just Prints Them Money" - Lauren<br/>&middot; "I'll Take 7,954,300,348,000 Boxes Of Thin Mints Please!" - Eino Hill<br/>&middot; "It's Actually Constructed Of Stale Do-Si-Dos and the Corpses Of Girls Who Didn't Reach Their Quota" - Matthew K. Johnson<br/>&middot; "The Building Was Funded by an Anonymous Benefactor, on the Condition That It Be Built on Sesame Street." - <a href="http://mediocritystrikes.wordpress.com" target="_blank">James</a><br/>&middot; "The Reason They Added Heroin to Thin Mints" - ILOVEThinMints<br/>&middot; "Turning Tricks Is for Kids" - Qasar<br/>&middot; "You Should See the Boy Scouts Of America HQ... Don't Ask What They Sold." - fox<br/></span><br/><br/><a href='http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/headlinecontest/'>Click here to see the new Headline Contest</a><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 17, 2008