<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015557.html">Ten Bucks Says He's Making Water Balloons</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 91396 -->Hipster passing large, bald man blocking doorway: Excuse me.<br/>Large, bald man: What are you in a hurry for? <br/>(hipster points to condoms and goes to the counter to pay for them)<br/>Large, bald man: You're totally on a condom run! <br/>(hipster smiles and glances back to the man)<br/>Large, bald man: Did you pull out of that shit?<br/>Hipster: Nope, just having marathon sex.<br/>Large, bald man: I'd high-five you, but I know where those hands have been. <br/>(hipster leaves, laughing)<br/><br/>--Deli, 7th Ave & Christopher St<br/><br/>Overheard by: a<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jul 26, 2008