<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015691.html">Everyone&#39;s Had at Least <i>One</i> Crazy Wednesday One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 43526 -->College girl to her boyfriend: Yeah, but you always make sexual advances on my roommates.<br/><br/>--Lincoln Center<br/><br/><!-- ID = 58858 -->Serious student: Yeah, well, I really don&#39;t want to talk about my roommate&#39;s penis anymore.<br/><br/>--LaGuardia &amp; Washington Square South<br/><br/><!-- ID = 80843 -->Chick to friend: It&#39;s not about the toilet paper, his roommate only used baby wipes.<br/><br/>--Spring St &amp; Mott St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Nick Caylor<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89242 -->NYU kid on cell: I&#39;m still hoping to live in housing next year unless my roommates find out that I got arrested.<br/><br/>--Mercer &amp; Waverly<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97562 -->Young suit into cell: You pissed on my toothbrush!? What the fuck? Fine, I&#39;ll get you a new pouffe... Fuck you! Pink or purple? Just get me a new toothbrush! You know what kind! Always, right? The blue ones or the yellow ones? Well, did you get your period or no? Okay... Okay... fine... fine... fine! Look, I&#39;ll be home around seven, okay? (yelling) I don&#39;t care who you&#39;re fucking, it&#39;s your turn to cook! Right, fine, talk later, okay? (hangs up, to very attractive female companion) She&#39;s really just my roommate...<br/><br/>--82nd &amp; Lexington<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 6, 2008