<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015823.html">A <i>Real</i> Man Has the Scars to Prove It</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 75421 -->Older guy at table: Goddamn it!<br/>Younger man: What's the matter?<br/>Older guy: Do you ever get some loose skin from your ball sack stuck in you fly? I can tell you right now, it's a motherfucker!<br/>Younger guy: No, that's why we wear underwear.<br/>Older guy: Yeah, well back in my day I was raised without them and god forbid, as long as I live, I'll never put one on till I'm cold dead.<br/><br/>--Burger King, Broadway<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 16, 2008