<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015861.html"><i>Dude, Where Are My Wednesday One-Liners?</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 91535 -->Suit on cell: You know, in the 80s everyone and their brother were making limos in their basement.<br/><br/>--17th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Vespa<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89239 -->(obnoxious pimped-out car revs up at stop sign, then tears down the road)<br/>Old guy: That guy&#39;s goin&#39; back to the future! 88 miles per hour!<br/><br/>--9th &amp; Stuyvesant<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96888 -->Tough-looking woman to younger one: Let me teach you how to break into a car...<br/><br/>--27th b/w 6th &amp; 5th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kyle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97813 -->Russian guy on cell (in Russian): I am not seeing her as a woman, I am seeing her as a potential driver of a vehicle.<br/><br/>--Lower East Side<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92675 -->50-something woman: I haven&#39;t seen a good pimpmobile since the seventies. I mean, what happened to all the purple, maroon, and gold? What is all of this crap with yellow hummers and black Escalades these days, it&#39;s like all the pimps went to finishing school sometime in 1981.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: Graham Davis<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 20, 2008