<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015862.html">Wednesday One-Liners: Ribbed for Her Pleasure</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96471 -->Loud office chick: Oh my god, I found, like, four condoms on the bookshelf!<br/><br/>--Hudson St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89818 -->Serious teen on cell: If you use a condom... It doesn&#39;t count.<br/><br/>--Murray Hill<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93149 -->40-something woman to two 20-year-old men: Don&#39;t believe any girl when she tells you she&#39;s on birth control. Take your condom and keep it in your wallet.<br/><br/>--19th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: McCrum<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96511 -->Guy on cell: You&#39;re just mad because your dick is tiny and the condom slipped off.<br/><br/>--Greenpoint, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98615 -->Powerwalking Indian woman: I mean, isn&#39;t that why I went on the pill? So guys can come in me?<br/><br/>--40th &amp; Queens Blvd, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ohmarkus<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 20, 2008