<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015863.html">Wednesday One-Liners Just Hope They&#39;ll Get There Eventually</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 74250 -->Conductor: This is 14th Street, Union Square. Transfers available to the 4, 5, 6, L, Q, R, and W trains. This is a Queens-bound N train. The next stop will be 14th Street, Union Square. 14th Street, Union Square will be the next stop.<br/><br/>--Uptown N Train, Canal Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: V<br/><br/><!-- ID = 74265 -->Conductor: This is 33rd Street. Transfer is available to the... street.<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Murray Hill Schlub<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83805 -->Conductor: This is 66th street, Lincoln Tunnel.<br/><br/>--Downtown 2 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Close but no cigar<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95573 -->Conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen. This train will *not* be going to South Ferry, due to issues with the problem. I repeat: we will *not* be going to South Ferry, because of issues with the problem.<br/><br/>--Downtown 1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 67760 -->Conductor: There is no N train service across the platform. I repeat, there is no N service across the platform. (N train pulls in) ...that is an an N train across the platform.<br/><br/>--Queensboro Plaza<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 20, 2008