<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015867.html">New York&#39;s Finest Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 89509 -->Black kid after seeing white girl in gym clothes run by: Man, for a second I thought that white girl was running from the cops too!<br/><br/>--Fordham Road, The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: run, white girl, run<br/><br/><!-- ID = 85758 -->Middle-aged black lady yelling on crowded train: Young black men stand the fuck up! Kill the NYPD!<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88536 -->Little kid to bus driver, after a police car siren is heard: Whenever I hear a police car siren, I always think that they are getting donuts, &#39;cause, ya know, cops love donuts, right?<br/><br/>--B41 Bus<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93861 -->Dude: I was playing the new GTA. I drove around looking for my apartment but couldn&#39;t find it, so I just shot a bunch of cops.<br/><br/>--Columbus Circle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97771 -->Cop with M-4 assault rifle (serious voice, on a sunny day): It&#39;s raining men out here.<br/><br/>--86th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 20, 2008