<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015905.html">Four Out of Five Dentists Want to Know</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 67453 -->Yuppie #1 (greeting friend): What's up?<br/>Yuppie #2: Not-- oh, bro I think you still have some shaving cream up on your ear.<br/>Yuppie #1 (wiping off ear): Oh, yeah, that's probably toothpaste.<br/>Yuppie #2: How did you get toothpaste all the way up there?<br/>Yuppie #1: You don't want to know.<br/><br/>--Carroll St, Brooklyn<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 23, 2008