<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015946.html">Wednesday One-Liners May Leave a Bad Taste in Your Mouth</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96756 -->Bland middle-aged woman: It&#39;s not like you&#39;re giving head in the Port Authority bathroom!<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: j<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88173 -->English tourist: You&#39;ll go home and people will ask: &quot;So what did you do on holiday?&quot; You&#39;ll reply: &quot;Oh, I gave the Empire State Building a blowjob!&quot;<br/><br/>--34th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94568 -->Guy on cell: Ugh, fuck me in the ass. No... no, not you. Meanie. Why don&#39;t you just suck my dick. Suck my dick!<br/><br/>--34th Street<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95869 -->Dude on cell: It was like getting a blowjob from the inside.<br/><br/>--8th Ave &amp; 53rd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96677 -->Guy on cell: Is that the guy that&#39;s been sucking your dick?<br/><br/>--81st &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kelley<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96717 -->Young guy on cell: And then I said: &quot;I could really use a blowjob right now.&quot; She was offended!<br/><br/>--48th &amp; Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96706 -->Young black man to friend: Just because she sucks my dick doesn&#39;t make her Oprah Winfrey.<br/><br/>--B48 Bus<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008