<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015947.html">Remember When Wednesday One-Liner Were Black?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 86358 -->South African man to friend: Listen to what I just found out the other day... my friend&#39;s family owned Michael Jackson&#39;s family!<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/><!-- ID = 70344 -->Guy to friend (about a Halloween party): Dude, it&#39;s a totally corporate made-up holiday, but yeah, I&#39;ll dress up as Michael Jackson.<br/><br/>--Duane Reade, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Traczie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 83464 -->Professor: It&#39;s not as simple as black and white anymore. I mean, what color is Tiger Woods? What color is Barack Obama? What color is Michael Jackson?<br/><br/>--History of American Women Class, Pace University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88726 -->Crazy hobo: This is the 2 Express Train! (a few minutes later) Goddammit, I been waiting two hours for the train! Now I gonna be too late for my lunch with Michael Jackson!<br/><br/>--66th Street Subway Platform<br/><br/>Overheard by: Seth<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94105 -->Little kid to another: You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!<br/><br/>--161st St &amp; 3rd Ave, The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: li&#39;l squeaker<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008