<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015948.html">A Gaggle Of Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 94849 -->Guy on cell: I mean, it was bigger than a horse. But it had four humps.<br/><br/>--14th &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: LIZ<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96194 -->Drunk man: A plastic sheep or a real sheep... When it comes down to it... is there really any difference?<br/><br/>--Biddy Early&#39;s Pub<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96198 -->Chick on cell: It&#39;s better than riding a golden yak!<br/><br/>--Morningside Heights<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ursula &amp; Winifred<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96387 -->Man to friend: Did I mean &quot;wombats&quot;? Of course I meant fucking wombats!<br/><br/>--3 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96601 -->Blonde: What is a mongoose and where can I get one?<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96842 -->Guy on cell (fumbling with a pack of Marlboros): Well, for one, it's been ten days since the baby snakes have eaten.<br/><br/>--92nd St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Mad Man<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96836 -->Middle-aged white guy: ...so we told the children they couldn&#39;t go to the petting zoo, to see how they would react. (pause) It was interesting on a psychological level.<br/><br/>--Outside of Butler Library, Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008