<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015950.html">Wednesday One-Liners Look Terrible in Neon Orange</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 92498 -->20-something woman to man: You&#39;ve never been arrested? I have never met anyone that has not been arrested!<br/><br/>--Le Charlot Restaurant, Upper East Side<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90418 -->Angry guy on cell: If you ever send e-mail to my family again, I will wait outside your apartment door! (pause) I got arrested! I spent Thanksgiving in jail!<br/><br/>--11th &amp; University<br/><br/>Overheard by: MissPinkKate<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93357 -->Man in <i>US Correctional Services</i> jacket to another looking around hectically in a large crowd: Make sure we don&#39;t lose him!<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96864 -->Chubby well-dressed black dude to skinny white geeky friends: Time in prison can be good for the soul!<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: MissMae<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96893 -->Guy on cell: Yeah man, she&#39;s like a young girl, and she&#39;s driving me nuts. It&#39;s like always a fight with her. I mean, she&#39;s so young, yo... But yeah, I mean, she&#39;s a sweetheart. I mean, she&#39;s a good girl. So young. Like, we&#39;ve been together for 7 months and that ain&#39;t nothing to me, but to her it&#39;s a big deal. And I&#39;m all like, shit, I&#39;ve been in jail for longer than 7 months, you know, so I don&#39;t know what she&#39;s bitching about. I don&#39;t need her to make me miserable. I can make myself miserable.<br/><br/>--Metro-North Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Meaghan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 88805 -->Fran Drescher sound-alike: What&#39;s wrong with you? Don&#39;t applaud, I&#39;m going to jail!<br/><br/>--Eight Mile Creek, Mullberry Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam Nathan<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008