<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015951.html">Man&#39;s Best Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 97016 -->Man: So I was making out with my ex girlfriend on the bridge and out of nowhere this dog runs over and starts humping my leg...<br/><br/>--Uptown 1 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92629 -->Dude outside bar: All dogs are gay.<br/><br/>--7th Avenue, Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: The Katie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94739 -->Black man arguing with kiosk man: Yo, he ain&#39;t my son, he&#39;s my dog!<br/><br/>--6th Street<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95283 -->Middle-aged woman walking her dog to passersby: I&#39;m a dog! I don&#39;t know why none of you believe me! I talk to my dog. Humans don&#39;t talk to animals, animals talk to animals! I&#39;m not human! And until you people realize that, you&#39;re going to keep having problems with me!<br/><br/>--9th St &amp; University Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: Katie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97003 -->Drunk guy to girls walking puppy: Hey giiirl. Watch yo dawg. Giiirl! Watch yo dog... Cuz I might bite!<br/><br/>--Staten Island Boardwalk<br/><br/>Overheard by: Izzy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94694 -->(teacher&#39;s cell rings)<br/>Teacher: I have a feeling I have to answer this. It&#39;s very important. It&#39;s about my puppy.<br/><br/>--Stuyvesant High School<br/><br/>Overheard by: student<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008