<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015953.html">Wednesday One-Liners, As God Made Them</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 86609 -->Guy on cell: What does you caring about me have to do with me at some club with &quot;hypothetical&quot; naked chicks?<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Lexington<br/><br/><!-- ID = 86533 -->Guy yelling across street to girl on phone: Tell her I waited naked on the bed all night but she never came!<br/><br/>--Washington Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93197 -->Suit to another: It&#39;s so weird because there are so many people at the office who you&#39;d never think to picture naked... Like Marcy: you&#39;d never picture her naked. Alex: you&#39;d never picture him naked. Derek: I&#39;ve never pictured him naked.<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: EmLo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 94431 -->Guy, to two women: I was like, &quot;You&#39;re lying on top of me. We&#39;re naked. When does this get fun?&quot;<br/><br/>--Philosophy Building, Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95004 -->(girl is wearing small, tight, mini-skirt and talking to a group of boys)<br/>Girl: If it was up to me, I wouldn&#39;t be wearing any clothes, if it weren&#39;t for gravity.<br/><br/>--Sybil&#39;s, Liberty Ave, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Terrence<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96851 -->20-something girl to friend: So I chased after him, but I was naked...so how far could I go?<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Promanade<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008