<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015954.html">What&#39;s a Nice Wednesday One-Liner Like You Doing in a Place Like This?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 94115 -->Guy to girl with afro crossing the street: Hey gorgeous! Gorgeous! Let me massage your kinky tips!<br/><br/>--8th Ave &amp; W 4th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92500 -->Comedy club promoter to hot girl: Hi, do you like comedy? (girl keeps walking) Okay, do you like skinny white guys then?<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Galina<br/><br/><!-- ID = 93782 -->Young boy reading aloud in halting monotone: I like that outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?<br/><br/>--Borders, Kips Bay<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96483 -->Fat white guy in Mets jersey to hot blonde: Hello, my name is Tom and I&#39;m horny. (blonde keeps walking)<br/><br/>--Lexington &amp; 50th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96936 -->Black man to female passerby: S&#39;cuse me miss... Not to seem rude, but to be honest...for a white girl, you got a nice butt.<br/><br/>--5th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96271 -->Conductor on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, this last weekend I went to a club...never again. I walked in, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. I saw a beautiful lady across the bar, went up to her and said, &quot;Where have you been all my life?&quot; She said back to me &quot;I think for the first half of your life, I wasn&#39;t born.&quot; This is 59th, Columbus circle, have a good day, ladies and gentlemen.<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008