<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015955.html">America Runs on Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 95298 -->Thug: I love you because when I&#39;m with you I feel like I&#39;m Barack Obama and you&#39;re Hillary Clinton.<br/><br/>--N Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 89366 -->All-black-wearing chick with cigarette: Do you ever find yourself thinking really conservative thoughts by accident?<br/><br/>--Outside International Affairs Building, Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 92303 -->Subway crazy: Rip Torn for president! Denny McLain for Secretary of State!<br/><br/>--Uptown 6 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96758 -->Girl with baby in her arms: You know, he taped an Obama poster on his door and I was like, &quot;Oh no, you didn&#39;t put that up.&quot; &#39;cause he don&#39;t know nothing about politics. Hell, he a felon...he can&#39;t even vote.<br/><br/>--East Village Urban Outfitters<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96909 -->Five-year-old boy pointing at a sidewalk mural of Hillary and Obama: Mom, look, Hillary! (long pause) And some guy.<br/><br/>--106th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kip<br/><br/><!-- ID = 90284 -->Grumpy old man: Things have been going downhill since the Wilson administration.<br/><br/>--70th &amp; Columbus<br/><br/>Overheard by: Devoted Puppy<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008