<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015957.html">Mild-Mannered Wednesday by Day. One-Liner by Night.</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 81997 -->Chick on cell: Do you prefer the superhero theme to us in only aprons, holding penis cakes?<br/><br/>--Garden of Eden Supermarket, 107th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 95797 -->White guy to white girl: Wait, you&#39;d be proud to be supermanned by me?<br/><br/>--D Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97129 -->(at the superhero fashion exhibit, in front of Catwoman&#39;s display)<br/>Man to little kid: Oh, and look! She has a whip. I wonder what that&#39;s for...<br/><br/>--Metropolitan Museum of Art<br/><br/>Overheard by: EK<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97131 -->Black guy on cell: Nigga, you can&#39;t be James Bond and Batman, you pick which one you are.<br/><br/>--Smith &amp; 9th St, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ewan Walsh<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96838 -->Girl on cell: Am I gonna need to drug you, put you in a superhero costume, and snap photos?<br/><br/>--Halloween Adventure Store<br/><br/>Overheard by: McF<br/><br/><!-- ID = 87582 -->Batman to four-year-old who jumped out from behind a table: Evan, don&#39;t sneak up on me. Superheroes are wound very tight.<br/><br/>--Birthday party, Museum of Natural History<br/><br/>Overheard by: PG<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 27, 2008