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<!-- ID = 100675 -->Teen girl #1: So yeah, like...Paris Hilton totally got kicked out of our school for doing coke too!<br/>Teen girl #2: Paris Hilton went to our school?!<br/>Teen girl #1: Bitch, this isn't about Paris... All I can say is: How cool is it that I got kicked out of the same school as Paris Hilton did, for the same reason?<br/>Teen girl #2: Wait, you got kicked out?<br/>Teen girl #1: Why the fuck do you think I'm not in class anymore?<br/>Teen girl #2: Everyone thought you were pregnant again.<br/><br/>--Park Bench, 89 & CPW<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 30, 2008