<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016002.html">...Against Your Chemically-Induced Emotions</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 81829 -->20-something Long Island girl: Oh god! This breakup has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I honestly don&#39;t even care that he dumped me.<br/>Friend: Yeah, totally.<br/>20-something Long Island girl: Seriously, he needs to realize if it wasn&#39;t for that sweater he was wearing, and the fact that I was on ecstasy that night, we would have never dated for this long.<br/>Friend: Yeah! It was J.Crew... And they were double stacked...you were powerless.<br/><br/>--Lokal Bar, Greenpoint, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Aaron<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Aug 31, 2008