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<!-- ID = 99970 -->Father to bored seven-year-old son: I have the <i>Post</i> and the <i>Daily News</i>, which one do you want?<br/>Son: (takes newspaper skeptically)<br/>Father: Go to page six.<br/>Son: Why?<br/>Father: That's where the girls in bikinis are.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 4, 2008