<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016121.html">This Round&#39;s on Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 98383 -->Hobo to another: Now the average American might not know about the economy and the depression. But they know about Budwieser. If they go to the bodega and there&#39;s no Budweiser, they know there&#39;s a problem.<br/><br/>--53rd Street E Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: SJG<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96750 -->Bald 30-something man: I believe in whiskey and little else.<br/><br/>--Lorimer &amp; Union<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96847 -->Girl walking down the street: You took methamphetamines, I&#39;m getting a Diet Coke!<br/><br/>--2nd Ave &amp; 11th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: dazed and confused<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99228 -->Elated girl: This beer is really helping my canker sore.<br/><br/>--93rd &amp; 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: brian w<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99550 -->Guy at bar: If the New York Public Library served Scotch, I would go there.<br/><br/>--Karl&#39;s Klipper, St George, Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Johnny Drongo<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99177 -->Train conductor: Next stop, Moshulo Parkway...and can someone get me a fucking soda! I&#39;m in car 3! I need a damn soda!<br/><br/>--4 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: B-Dizzle Yo<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 10, 2008