<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016161.html">Why They're Not Allowed to Play Real Baseball Anymore</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 70772 -->(during a game of wiffleball)<br/>Guy #1: Dammit, Scott hit the fucking ball!<br/>Guy #2: Shut up, Dave! Why are you so fucking fat?!<br/>Guy #1: I'm fat? Well, why do you still have an incurable shitting disease? <br/>Guy #2: Because it's incurable...dick!<br/><br/>--Tillary St, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dan Fuckin' Murphy<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 13, 2008