<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/016212.html">There&#39;s No Wednesday One-Liners Like Show Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 96118 -->Festering pedestrian: Well, he didn&#39;t mention my name at the Tonys, and for that I&#39;ll never forgive him.<br/><br/>--43rd St &amp; 10th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ryan<br/><br/><!-- ID = 96276 -->Producer of an unsuccessful off-Broadway play: That&#39;s what this show makes me do. Everyday I get here and just squeeze my neck just like this, I just squeeze it. I don&#39;t do this anywhere else.<br/><br/><br/>--Chelsea Theater<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kyle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 97711 -->Audience member to friend: Of course it sucks. It&#39;s Shakespeare.<br/><br/>--<i>Macbeth</i> Performance, Battery Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 98639 -->Hipster guy: I think this play is by the same guy who wrote <i>Ten Things I Hate about You</i><br/><br/>--NYCL Production of Shakespeare&#39;s <i>Cymbeline</i>, Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: digamma<br/><br/><!-- ID = 99570 -->Hipster girl: Last time I was in the third row, but I think I like these better. At least I won&#39;t get my head humped tonight.<br/><br/>--<i>Hair</i> Performance, Delacorte Theatre<br/><br/><!-- ID = 101399 -->Teenybopper at intermission: Joe Jonas would make such an incredible bodega guy!<br/><br/>--Richard Rodgers Theatre<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Sep 17, 2008